January 2012
worked an 8 hour shift, got jack in the box, now...
my life.
Jan 1st
December 2011
Dec 30th
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Boston ranked America's drunkest city in 2011 →
patricktimothy: Boston takes the dubious top honor for 2011 as “America’s drunkest city”  I’m so proud to live here.  i really approve.
Dec 30th
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diamondrefusal: Not even gonna lie, it freaks me the fuck out when I find out someone likes me.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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a french fry burrito is really crucial right now...
Dec 28th
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mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
Dec 28th
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why is my dad incapable of being a real human...
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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spider: hey
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
Dec 25th
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popularityisimportant asked: merry christmas sidney!! xx
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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sayitoutloudd: My grandmother commented on how it looks like I got a - and I quote - bubble butt now since my jeans fit so differently. #amazing #gayboyperfectproblemtohave you’ve always had an amazing ass, though. creepy? …yes. do i regret looking at your ass numerous times? …no.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Ryan Murphy: "Every season is a different... →
imperialbedrooms: Some actors are returning, but supposedly playing different characters. I wasn’t ready to part with Constance just yet. wait, what? no constance, tate, violet, ben, vivian, or moira? i CAN NOT.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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her: i need to talk to (insert friend's name here). ill just tell her straight up.
me: just drop kick her.
for real though.
that'll get the point across.
Dec 21st
7 tags
Dec 21st
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africans: hundreds of years in the future scientists discover what they believe is an ancient war chant from the 21st century shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots
Dec 21st
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favorite celebrity: hello!
me: can I take a picture with you?
favorite celebrity: sure!
me: can you sign this?
favorite celebrity: of course!
me: can you have sex with me?
favorite celebrity: what
me: what
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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OHMYGOD, "DEXTER"
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD.
Dec 19th
"misfits", ohmyGOD.
simon and alisha, doomed couple.
Dec 19th
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don't wanna make dinner, just wanna eat cookies.
Dec 19th
talking about my future puts me in the worst mood.
Dec 19th