January 2012
worked an 8 hour shift, got jack in the box, now...
my life.
December 2011
Boston ranked America's drunkest city in 2011 →
patricktimothy:
Boston takes the dubious top honor for 2011 as “America’s drunkest city” I’m so proud to live here.
i really approve.
diamondrefusal:
Not even gonna lie, it freaks me the fuck out when I find out someone likes me.
a french fry burrito is really crucial right now...
mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
why is my dad incapable of being a real human...
spider: hey
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
popularityisimportant asked: merry christmas sidney!! xx
sayitoutloudd:
My grandmother commented on how it looks like I got a - and I quote - bubble butt now since my jeans fit so differently.
#amazing #gayboyperfectproblemtohave
you’ve always had an amazing ass, though. creepy? …yes. do i regret looking at your ass numerous times? …no.
Ryan Murphy: "Every season is a different... →
imperialbedrooms:
Some actors are returning, but supposedly playing different characters.
I wasn’t ready to part with Constance just yet.
wait, what? no constance, tate, violet, ben, vivian, or moira? i CAN NOT.
her: i need to talk to (insert friend's name here). ill just tell her straight up.
me: just drop kick her.
for real though.
that'll get the point across.
7 tags
africans:
hundreds of years in the future
scientists discover what they believe is an ancient war chant from the 21st century
shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots
1 tag
favorite celebrity: hello!
me: can I take a picture with you?
favorite celebrity: sure!
me: can you sign this?
favorite celebrity: of course!
me: can you have sex with me?
favorite celebrity: what
me: what
OHMYGOD, "DEXTER"
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD.
"misfits", ohmyGOD.
simon and alisha, doomed couple.
don't wanna make dinner, just wanna eat cookies.
talking about my future puts me in the worst mood.